[ Prompto is no fan of horses, but he would still much rather take one of those than any giant centipede. The two of them are agreed on the subject insects. The only good insect is a dead, squished one, and nowhere in proximity to his body. Ugh. ]
That's exactly right! [ And he nods enthusiastically in agreement. ] I mean, I'll give it to horses - they're pretty okay animals, and waaaaay more suited for that sort of thing than a centipede would be. Like, just imagine trying to sweet-talk your bae with all those legs clattering around! Yeesh.
[A good insect never existed in the first place, and she can't imagine why anyone would ever be fond of them. They could go somewhere far, far away from her along with creepy spooky ghosts.]
I'd like them better if they didn't smell so bad and drool everywhere, but even then they're still the better choice. [She shakes her head, because finding out about all of this is a good heads up but she isn't looking forward to sleeping with that image later.] I'm more horrified at the sounds they must make being so huge, there's no way I could get my hands on anyone I'm riding with while hearing that. Horses only neigh, that I can handle.
Think just saying that it doesn't matter if they move faster if you keep losing dates because it kills the mood works at all?
Might be worth a shot. Hell, whatever it takes to convince 'em...
[ And, like, maybe that would be the ticket. The natives are pretty all-out when it comes to romance and, uh, other things, so they probably want as few mood killers around as possible. She might be onto something there. ]
Bottom line: we need chocobos. That's the real takeaway from all this.
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That's exactly right! [ And he nods enthusiastically in agreement. ] I mean, I'll give it to horses - they're pretty okay animals, and waaaaay more suited for that sort of thing than a centipede would be. Like, just imagine trying to sweet-talk your bae with all those legs clattering around! Yeesh.
Maybe we can even get a petition goin'...
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I'd like them better if they didn't smell so bad and drool everywhere, but even then they're still the better choice. [She shakes her head, because finding out about all of this is a good heads up but she isn't looking forward to sleeping with that image later.] I'm more horrified at the sounds they must make being so huge, there's no way I could get my hands on anyone I'm riding with while hearing that. Horses only neigh, that I can handle.
Think just saying that it doesn't matter if they move faster if you keep losing dates because it kills the mood works at all?
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[ And, like, maybe that would be the ticket. The natives are pretty all-out when it comes to romance and, uh, other things, so they probably want as few mood killers around as possible. She might be onto something there. ]
Bottom line: we need chocobos. That's the real takeaway from all this.