[A good insect never existed in the first place, and she can't imagine why anyone would ever be fond of them. They could go somewhere far, far away from her along with creepy spooky ghosts.]

I'd like them better if they didn't smell so bad and drool everywhere, but even then they're still the better choice. [She shakes her head, because finding out about all of this is a good heads up but she isn't looking forward to sleeping with that image later.] I'm more horrified at the sounds they must make being so huge, there's no way I could get my hands on anyone I'm riding with while hearing that. Horses only neigh, that I can handle.

Think just saying that it doesn't matter if they move faster if you keep losing dates because it kills the mood works at all?